By Fred Ladner
Emil Schäfer, Staatsanwalt im Ruhestand,
verwirklicht seinen Lebenstraum, ein kleines
Hotel auf den Kanaren. Die Gaunereien zur
Finanzierung seines "Earth-Ships" führen
ihn in die bessere Gesellschaft. Sein wahres
Gesicht zeigt sich seiner Kundschaft nur
kurz: als ehrenamtlicher Auftragskiller jettet
er durch die Weltgeschichte. Abel,sein Auftrag-
geber, versorgt ihn als Vorsitzender einer
Hinterbliebenenorganistion mit wasserdichten
Informationen.Jeder Schuss ein Treffer; märchen-
haft süffisant bis saftig, erledigt der in die Jahre gekommene Zyniker einen Kojoten nach dem
anderen.Allein, unser Held wird wohl noch so
einige Episoden benötigen bis er die Welt dann
wirklich, ultimate gerettet hat.
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By Marek Chelkowski
Ex-Wall road dealer makes fiscal and industry predictions of upcoming doom, whereas the hot President of the us takes workplace. His reviews espoused as an adjust ego to nationwide information networks are very opposite to traditional reviews and extremely humorous every now and then. He corrects many misconceptions supported through major flow monetary and political associations. The booklet satirizes our society, obsession with expertise and our politicians.
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By Ari Morgan
Groomed for a spot at a major identify tuition due to the fact their obsessed, status-conscious helicopter mom and dad handed out cigars on the Stockstill basic health facility Neonatal Unit, the privileged scholars of Pembrocton university Preparatory are facts that the profile of the perfect Ivy League candidate is sort of just like of serial killer—or, not less than, that of a sociopath.
The finish of first semester of junior 12 months signs the start of Mutual Evisceration: the Terminal bankruptcy within the race to get into collage. And the PCP juniors are gloating, jubilant on the rumor that the valedictorian presumptive has bought a B on her document card, a grade that might relegate her to in-state hell. Her inheritor obvious, a three-generation Yale legacy, is the only real mourner on the death of her destiny – if purely simply because her thoughtlessness goes to derail his plans to wait MIT.
Across city, within the graffiti-covered halls of Stockstill highschool, the scholars slink to category, praying that they come with out a knife wound—and dream of ivy-covered partitions. they've got ultimately succeeded in convincing the Board of schooling to introduce an entire roster of AP sessions into the curriculum. And with the aid of a take-no-prisoners relevant and an enterprising father or mother, the scholars at SHS start to take possession of the school admission process—encroaching shamelessly on territory usually reserved for his or her filthy rich inner most college opponents.
What occurs while the choices roll in and the smoke clears?
Written in a story voice that conjures up Erma Bombeck with a soupçon of David Sedaris and a slightly of Lauren Weisberger, The candidates is a darkly comedian novel concerning the lengths we cross, the heights we scale—and the depths to which we sink—to get into the “right” college.
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By Mark Kelliher
SOCO “New England’s favourite journal” lately featured THE NIMROD to it’s readership for being: “sometimes sarcastic, occasionally outraged, continuously funny.”
Gary Sloane’s lifestyles is one substantial, hilarious MESS! Now 31 years previous and life-wrecked on Cape Cod, he’s forsaken his measure in laptop Engineering (Boooooooring!!!) to embark on life’s purposely less-traveled highway; a highway so pock-marked with poverty, nonsense and never-ending problems that no good individual has ever even dared to go back and forth it.
Gary operates the worst landscaping company in Cape Cod heritage - an firm so ridiculous it’s actually anonymous. With definitely 0 enterprise feel and almost no source of revenue, he’s dropped seventy eight kilos, cheered while his ex-girlfriend Jade was once kidnapped via an area personality named Low Tide, employed an worker who by no means is available in and can’t communicate English and acquired a disintegrating pickup truck who’s damaged radio purely tunes in Rush Limbaugh. His merely ordinary landscaping patron hires him to not backyard yet fairly to observe vintage motion pictures like “Annie corridor” in alternate for his techniques (Noah says I bought “the eye” yet I acquired information for Noah. the attention doesn’t pay anything). Worse, those dire monetary straits have left him dwelling along with his colourful Aunt Muriel who believes - hopes really - that Gary’s received no less than sufficient ambition to take it to the following point and at last turn into NATIONALLY infamous.
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By Elke Heinemann
Ein handlicher Liebesroman mit vier paarungsbereiten Hauptdarstellerinnen, die einen Glücksbringer suchen: Brigitte & Petra (20) und Emma & Marie-Claire (40) lieben Bert, den Leiter des Spielplans, der Zeitschrift für Theater-, movie- und Fernsehwissenschaften. Brigitte sucht nach einem Helden und Versorger, Petra würde für die Ferienkasse auch Krankengymnastin lernen, Marie-Claire wird zur späten Mutter eines Sohns und Emma zur späten Mutter eines Klons. Und der Vater geht leer aus. (An-)Gewandte Sprach-, Medien- und Genderkritik!
Elke Heinemanns preisgekrönte Satire auf Rollenklischees, Reproduktionsmythen und Massenmedien ist so boshaft wie komisch.
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By D. F. Klein
Al Weiser is aware everyone's secrets and techniques. It makes it challenging to have many acquaintances. specifically after they notice the quest engine founder might be aware of what porn they like.
Sympile Weiser is an excellent satire at the attached international the place clients have traded their innermost secrets and techniques for a few minor conveniences. SymMail, SymPhones, SymMaps, SymTube, SymDrive, all exist to get the general public handy over the main points in their lives. yet why? What does Sympile wish with our secrets and techniques? Is it on the subject of promoting the person aspirin whilst “headache” is sympiled? Or does Sympile's founder, 29-year-old, tech billionaire Al Weiser, have a hidden plan to take over the world?
Funny, touching, and thought-provoking, Sympile Weiser is an exciting learn from the 1st web page till the spectacular last.
Have a query? it truly is Sympile.
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By Gerhard Fenkart-Fröschl
Eine spannende Wette führt zu einer politischen Karriere
Kathi Lichtenfels lässt sich auf eine ungewöhnliche Wette ein: Innerhalb eines Jahres will sie es schaffen,
Staatssekretärin zu werden.
Unterstützt von ihrem besten Freund setzt die smarte Taktikerin alles daran,
zu gewinnen. Sie pendelt durch halb Europa, modelt einen abgewirtschafteten Verlag in eine internationale
Denkfabrik um und führt das erfolgreichste Volksbegehren aller Zeiten durch. Sanfte Erpressung steht
ebenso auf dem Programm wie schillernde TV-Auftritte und nächtliche Bibliothekseinbrüche.
Eine spannende politische Satire, bei der den Lesern gelegentlich das Lachen im Halse stecken bleibt.
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By Kersti Niebruegge
"A hilariously humorous, compact quantity a few hotel's denizens that provides well-aimed zingers—a winner." — Kirkus Reviews
Like ratings of occupation women sooner than her, Heather Baumhauer leaves in the back of small-town existence within the Midwest to discover event and an exhilarating task in long island urban. but if her condo plans fall via, she concerns that her dream is over earlier than she’s even tasted a true long island bagel. input The Zonderling, a hundred-year-old place of dwelling for ladies. discovering it miraculously cheap, Heather strikes in and fast befriends Jennifer, a monetary analyst, and Emily, an aspiring actress.
But existence on the Zonderling isn't really with out its problems. From antiquated principles (no males allowed!) to shared toilets (never adequate rest room paper) to cantankerous acquaintances (tenants because the Nixon administration), Heather needs to discover ways to adapt to existence either inside and out the confines of an old style residential inn during this comedy approximately what it really takes to make it in New York.
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By Robert Jansen
Many hundreds of thousands of people that have been raised Catholic have left the church as a result of the Church’s repressive sexual doctrines. yet what if a renegade pope attempted to transform the sexual teachings of the Church?
Is the Pope Catholic is a narrative approximately Catholic clergymen in several elements of the realm who independently develop into bored stiff with their Church’s depressing perspective towards intercourse. after all, they're either unofficially censured for containing those heretical ideals. One priest in San Francisco is quarantined by means of making him chaplain to a foundling domestic convent of deviant nuns, who he surreptitiously becomes sacred prostitutes to pay costs. the opposite priest is a renegade bishop from Amsterdam who will get elected pope as the collage of Cardinal’s sacramental wine is spiked with Ecstasy (MDMA). He chooses the weird identify, Galileo the 1st.
Soon after the election, the 2 radical clergymen meet by accident in Rome, and jointly they spark a brand new reformation that places unrestricted pleasant intercourse into Catholicism a lot because it used to be in historical pagan fertility religions. Sacred prostitute nuns, marrying monks, lay “sextants” and lots of other forms of sacramental sexual actions are formally inserted into the Catholic liturgy via “infallible” ex-cathedra papal encyclicals. The pope marries a Wiccan witch in a nude rite within the Sistine Chapel.
Of path, the Catholic global is going loopy. however the try to formally positioned sexual excitement into Catholicism seems to be even more complex than reformers think, and is violently adversarial by means of conservative Vatican forces, together with a resurrected model of the Inquisition.
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By Alan Richardson
"Inside each fats Git there is an Enchanter wildly signalling to be permit out."
Alan Richardson is again with a ground-breaking esoteric satire, The fats Git, with a rip-roaring solid of characters together with Ambrose Hart, the Merlin of Strathnaddair; his reluctant nephew, Arthur; the legendary seductress, Vivienne, and the dastardly evil Vortig. Richardson takes no prisoners along with his tackle psychic pretentiousness, taking legendary simulacra and Arthurian archetypes to degrees of absurdity, but continuously exhibiting trenchant mental insights and a valid heritage within the deeper facets of occultism. this mixture of mundane and exceptional, at wild odds with one another, is corresponding to the paintings of Charles Williams, and maybe one or of his fellow Inklings. Richardson doesn't carry again from lambasting definite quarters along with his iconoclastic wit yet looks asserting anything that should be stated. With nice humour and panache, he presents a riveting burlesque of contemporary magic and the Arthurian Mysteries.
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